There are moments on the internet where you sit in front of your screen, stare at what you’ve just watched, and genuinely ask yourself: Did someone actually make this? And then you realize: Yes. Yes, they did. And it’s the best thing you’ll see all week.
Snicklink Strikes Again#
Snicklink – AI artist, satirist, and one of the sharpest critics of the tech establishment – has dropped a video that borders on absolute genius. The title? “Bill Gates’ Hooker speaks out.” Yes, you read that correctly.
In this little masterpiece of AI-generated satire, two Russian ladies are interviewed about their alleged… let’s call it a business meeting… with the Microsoft founder on a certain island. What follows will blow your socks off.
The Transcript of Madness#
“Did you have sex with Bill Gates on Epstein Island?” “Yes.” – “Yes.”
“And how was it?” “It was very weird to be honest. I’ve had many weird clients, but this little computer man was, how you say, challenging.”
Okay then. Here it comes:
“First of all, let’s say – now I completely understand why he called his company Microsoft.”
MICROSOFT. Let me repeat that: MICRO. SOFT. This is the moment where you just stop questioning anything and simply applaud.
Mr. Excel PowerPoint#
But it gets even better. Because our little computer man apparently had very specific ideas about dirty talk:
“He got all excited and screamed: ‘We are going to vaccinate everyone, if they want or not!’”
Try to picture that. Actually, no. Don’t.
And what were the ladies supposed to call him? “Big Player” and – hold on tight – “Mr. Excel PowerPoint.” Yes. Mr. Excel PowerPoint. What a loser, as the lady so aptly observed.
The Tip#
And finally, the question of all questions:
“Did he tip you at all?” “No. No. He promised us both a special Windows discount code, but we never received it.”
A Windows discount code. As a tip. And they never even got it. That is peak Bill Gates. That is the very essence of this man, distilled into a single sentence.
The Video#
Why Snicklink Matters#
What Snicklink does here is more than just a cheap joke. This is satire at the highest level – with AI-generated characters so convincing that for a split second you forget this is all fiction. And that’s exactly what great satire does: It takes the absurdity of reality and turns it exactly one more notch.
Bill Gates – the man who brought us Clippy, Windows Vista, and a global vaccination campaign – gets dismantled here with an ease that’s almost endearing. Almost.
The Epstein connection is real and documented. The interviews are satire. But the genius lies in the fact that with satire of this caliber, you eventually lose track of where reality ends and the madness begins.
And that’s exactly the point.
Snicklink is an AI artist and satirist who regularly pushes the boundaries between technology, social commentary, and humor. Follow him – you won’t regret it.
Disclaimer: This is satire. None of the people or statements depicted in the video are real. Except Bill Gates. He is, unfortunately, very real.