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The Cologne Protocols, Part 1: They Knew — And Did It Anyway

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The City of Cologne’s COVID crisis team met from March 4, 2020 to January 20, 2023 in 203 sessions. Over 12,000 pages of protocols document how Germany’s fourth-largest city implemented pandemic policy. These documents are now public — obtained by Cologne citizen René Röderstein through a freedom of information request that took two years.

The Cologne Protocols, Part 2: The Children Who Were Never at Risk — And They Knew It

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

In March 2020, schools and daycare centers across Germany were closed, and sports and recreational facilities for children were shut down. An entire generation suffered massive impairments in their development. The official justification: protection from the pandemic. But the now-published Cologne Corona Protocols reveal that those responsible knew better.

The Cologne Protocols, Part 3: The Overload Alarmism — The Hospitals That Were Never Full

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The fear of a collapsing healthcare system, of overcrowded intensive care units and triage decisions, shaped the public debate during the coronavirus pandemic. The Cologne Corona Protocols now reveal how this narrative was assessed internally — and that reality often told a different story.

The Cologne Protocols, Part 4: The Incidence Machine — Testing Without Reason, Numbers Without Meaning

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

For over two years, a single number dictated life in Germany: the incidence. Lockdowns, school closures, contact restrictions, and curfews all depended on it. Whoever controlled the incidence controlled the measures. The Cologne Corona Protocols now reveal how this number was assessed internally — and how little it said about the actual threat level.

The Cologne Protocols, Part 5: Vaccination Pressure at the Municipal Level — And the Forgotten Side Effects

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The COVID-19 vaccination campaign was the largest immunization effort in the history of the Federal Republic of Germany. Within months, millions of people were vaccinated — initially voluntarily, then under increasing pressure. The Cologne Corona Protocols document how this pressure was enforced down to the municipal level. And they reveal a remarkable gap: the question of side effects.