I Raided a Post Office, Got Burned by Kim Dotcom, Dodged Gravenreuth, and Outlived Them All
The Beginning#
In 1985, I was 10 years old with a breadbox C64. I didn’t know there was a “scene.” I just played games and watched demos.
By 1987, I founded X-Rated. I was 12.
The Heist#
We wanted contacts. The Beastie Boys had contacts. They had a P.O. Box.
So we walked into the post office and convinced the postman to hand over their mail. Two bags. Disks. Addresses. International connections.
I was 12 years old. We called it “swag.”
The Phone Bill#
My father was Helmut Renz — Vorstand at Tela-Versicherung, running computer salvage operations for German insurers since 1979.
One month, the phone bill hit 1,000 Deutsche Mark. International calls. Scene contacts. Swapping.
He didn’t kill me. I still don’t know why.
Kimble#
Then there was Kim Schmitz.
You know him now as Kim Dotcom — Megaupload, FBI raid, New Zealand mansion, international fugitive.
In 1988, he was just Kimble. And he burned me.
I was 13. Details stay buried. But I learned early: the scene had sharks.
The Cops#
In 1990, they caught me. Police. Investigation.
But the crimes were committed when I was 13.
Germany has rules. Minors walk. I walked.
The Lawyer#
Günter Freiherr von Gravenreuth made a career hunting scene kids. Abmahnungen. Lawsuits. Destruction.
He worked with Kimble. Kimble snitched. Kids got letters.
I never got one.
Gravenreuth died in 2010. Broke. Legally troubled. Suicide.
The Scoreboard (2024)#
| Name | Then | Now |
|---|---|---|
| Kimble | Burned a 13-year-old | Hiding from FBI in New Zealand |
| Gravenreuth | Hunted teenagers | Dead |
| Wander | X-Rated coder | Rest in peace |
| Me | Founded X-Rated at 12, raided a post office, got burned, got caught | Still here. Mass-pissing on bad infrastructure. |
The Inheritance#
My father restored fire-damaged mainframes in 1979.
I restore broken infrastructure in 2024.
Same instinct. Different fires.
The Lesson#
The scene taught me:
- Ship fast
- Trust carefully
- Document everything
- Outlive the bastards
I’m still here.
They’re not.
— Alexander Renz, XRATED Mike, 1987–present